horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
super extra cool
hey I went by your house and dropped off your charger. Its in the mailbox
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
please watch this it’s 12 seconds long
Dean + being a dork
In honor of the two conflicting holidays